lalala. jokes.
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! Soon, a farmer passed by and heard the little bird chirping. Seeing the poor creature covered with dung, he decided to help the bird get out of the mess and placed it under a shrub. By this time, the bird was feeling warm and chirpy. and A cat passing by heard the sounds, saw the bird and ate it up.
Morals of the story?
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you’re in deep shit, it might be better just to keep your mouth shut.
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
The moral of the story?
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
The moral of the story?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
this may be abit offensive…but well..its a joke.
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and Crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” Once again the priest apologized. “Sorry sister, but the mind is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm129. It said, “Go forth and seek; further up, and you will find glory.”
The moral of the story?
Always be well informed in your job; Or you might miss a great opportunity.
okay. i am posting again.
the skin’s screwed, so are my grades. like..wth.
okay, anyway, had really fun IBP family day and Galv’s wedding. really had fun.
so anyway, for IBP, i was nominated for most bitchy boarder! woohoo!
i dont understand why i bitch about other people when there are better things to bitch about at home.
eh please stupid idiot, score half as good as i am scoring then speak lah. no need to go around all your friends telling how stupid your brother is. okay?
nevermind. animals shant be taught how to be civilised. 朽木不可雕也。。。
tahts it. shal blog more duirng holidays
BSP camp! yay
haah. long time since i last posted.
i am over burdened with projects that are really taking their toll on me.
in any case, i shall try to balance all my commitments..haah.
sleeping at 11 everyday seems to be a good thing. in any case, i get my work done. so yeah!
yong xiang is back! together with bradley proctor. yay.. means lessons are going to be much more fun especially with people teleporting around the classes with me. six weeks passed unexpectedly fast.
have been talking more in lessons and trying to make myself more prominent. admidst consistant niaoing from coffin tan and at times, mrs teng, i think this is a relatively good move and hopefully can make all my OP grades equivalent to the HP(ih).
and i just found out, lit xian is making me do alot of things and the main reason is super saikang limdeezhen is going beijing and i am taking over as a super saikang.
with the establishment of the HP exhibition rescue team and the Humanities challenge…i hope things go well for the sec 3s lah. but there are some sec 3s who seem to have traits of lit xian. new video by tuesday. die
anyways, i have been infatuated with the windows calendar. my april calendar looks something like
this can tell you briefly how taxed i am. i really wonder why tansc actually said he is busier than me.
haah. now i am getting bored of friends for sale. like bored bored. such that i am daoing the game altogether and pissed that it is spamming my homepage.
till then
king..
hmmm..
long time since i last posted.
tests overwhelms the short 2-3 weeks. deadly.
anyways, now that tests are over..i have to see to the different projects…die.again.
hrp
nwsp
bsrp
cat 2 project
cat 1 project
thinkquest
many more misc.
hmm..sometimes i wonder why people do not reciprocate, or even appreciate. putting in so much effort and time seems useless when such situations occur…
anyways, had a temperament test a couple of days ago…
alot of people predicted that i will be sanguine-choleric or choleric sanguine…(choleric meaning leading/bossy and sanguine meaning popular)
but strangely enough, i am choleric…
i think i changed alot throughout the few months. my temper is better, and i try my best to relate to others and try to be receptive….
but of course, i am still quite introverted lah….since i dont tell alot of personal things to others…
now i have to go and settle projects stuff….
till then
the exciting moment shall come…and shall last.
wooohoo
BIRTHDAY COMING.yay.
shortlisted some things for my bdae…
shoes.earphones.phone.
that should be it.
but too expensive and poor me are getting dental problems again. i cant seem to find the REFERRAL LETTER. i think i am so gonna die.
anyways, really looking forward to all teh tests. I WANNA END THIS TORTURE.
may all score distinctions.
la.
tralala
oh gosh.stil in search of my minion.
i am blogging now because i want to resuscitate this blog. pretty much dead.
anyway, i was blog hopping during one of the lessons(perhaps this is something good about having laptops around you 24/7…can multitask!) when i saw fang’s blog…i was super impressed and of course i was laughing over the things he posted.
maybe i should start advertising blogs again. but then again..maybe not. too busy
i am not supposed to be posting now..i have tons of unfinihed work..and i need to contatc alot of organisations! rahhhh
since everyone blogs about cny, my cny was spent on doing homework!
aint that nice! schooolllll woohooo.
back to work now
havent blogged for a week!
anyway…hmm…slacked for oen whole day!i think it is gordon.affect me.
hmm the week was exhausting..and work flows in like air.
friday was ep3 orientation..where i lied to sec 1s and made them join! i have 108 applicants. partial thanks to kho yong xiang.
actually.if i am a sec 1 and yong xiang is teh one giving the talk.i wont join. he seem so paedophilic
okay.enough about that.
went to watch red cliff with parents.damn nice.2.5 hours!
must get to work now.
gosh.firstly, i need to apologise to
hci mediaresource dept.
proed
I LOST THE FREAKING SD CARD WITH ALL THE PHOTOS.
hell….meaning i have to retake the photos on monday…i am really hoping that someone kind will find the card and return it…although there is no news of it at the bus termini now….
gosh..one whole day of hard work and poooooofff…gone like that.kill me.
i am super unhapy with myself and there are still tons of work that await me…..i dont know….realy confused….
really tired toooo…i guess i have to apologise to gordon who wil most probably take my place for monday’s OG activites…sorry!
so now….one whole day of hard work gone….hows the feeling?
hmmm….okay..shall update.
went back to school on monday and did more saikanging. anyway, i self-approved the HP video.although it is supposed to be top secret until the 2nd day of 2009, i shall post the link here.
i am so darn scared that i will get sued.but anyway, it s for education and recreational purposes.no harm done.
*edit*due to policy reasons, my slave driver refuse to let others know of the link prior to 2nd january.but….its on youtube.happy finding.
anyway, if you watch the last part of the video…it took e ALOT of time to edit okay!
actually i didnt want the ending to be like that..but when i put it in and SLim saw it..he said t will be good t have stars award that kindda style. and since we were looking for quality, i think oscar fits him best.
so today.pretty much slacked.went to find ck at bishan in the morning and popped by orchard …
saw two books in kinokuniya that i LOVE. anyway..i sw another book “HOW BUFFET DOES IT” that was selling for S$33++. i bought it for RMB10.wowow.
anyway, was deliberating whether to dine at new york new york or din tai fung when i decided that i shall starve myself after guiltily spending a good 17.10 on my sony earphones. i wanted to find in-ear earphones…but they cost sooo damn expensive…initially i saw one sanheisser in-ear siliconned earphone which is selling for 120+++ at gramophone. realllly loved it.but too bad it is too expensive.
came back and sort of blog hopped. why is everyone doing reflections?esp. this particular guy. i think i should give him a name. ..hmmm forget about it.
anyway..reflections is good but i still think we should let time heal the wounds in the past rather than keep on thinking about the past and projecting in to be your near future.somethings are over.
and maybe ms cheong is correct.
shall give him my support..although i am not in total agreement of what he is doing.
ok..shall follow what jiarong did and list the top events of 2008.(in no order of merit..and they may not be goood…they are memorable.may not be good.)
1) Beijing Trip-really remembered te whoel trip there..was fun..enjoyable and at tiem irritating.
2)SHANGHAI trip-another fun-filled trip with almost teh same people.
3) OB Sabah-ha…really had the true experience of camping and is definitely better than OB sing or sec 1 camp.sabah rocks.
4)27th july---- :) learning to let go.
5)BOARDING SCHOOL-haha….togther with ggmg and alex…wooohoo. also got to know mr sng better…which was…good? GREAT!
6) Spot and Shoot 2008!---okay quite some fun running around singapore and taking photos…got to know mr tan chin guan…yay
wait.the list is dead.
ya.pretty much so..since shanghai and beijng covered about 4 months.
intended to talk about everyone in the class….but wellllll..too many classes.shall just shortlist 10 top friends and thank tem for the year!
1)GGMG-ha.thank you for your tolerance.you always make me think an always makes my day.looking forward to another year with you!
2)God Seah-yay.you still owe me three wishes…but other than that…you are great!
3)Totalitarian Kho-really enjoy workin with you…and you are a really great friend tooo!
4)Yong-famous flirt.hmmm…really wonder how i got to get so close to you since yur flirtatious nature is completely different from me and since i wasnt really close with 2h ppl…but nevertheless..apart from flirting..you are fantastic
5)Bradley Proctor-added proctor as your middle name.it fits you devil.
6)Alex-haha.really fun to have you around…am really happy to be your confidante!
why does everything end at 6? it is a devil number.
now..perhaps…teachers of the year?
1) ECheong
2)SLim
3) Dr Goh!
4)Liang Lao Shi
5)Mr Galv Sng
6) Mrs Khoo!
I REALLLLLLLLLLLLLY DIDNT INTEND IT.
gosh.supposed to be top ten.now 666.may they be blessed.
hmm..shall post up relfections for this year and resolutions later!
ok….
boxing day!
menaing christmas is over and that school starts in a week’s time
ok…this is the only christmas where i received presents.wow.
anyway the presents are great…but they cant be considered presents since i forced my parents to buy.
actually i didnt.i just suggested.
so this is also the christmas when i go the best christms blessing!!!
from ggmg.
also….this is my busiest christmas saikanging for SLim
…..
hmmmm…and also..really sorry to YONG and ALEX….i reallly couldnt make it to the party….SORRY…
now…the hectic life is going to begin again.bleh.